I know there are lots of terrible euphemisms, but I think throbbing manroot might be my favorite.

Bah, but I know there are other great ones like 100% All-Beef thermometer, mighty man noodle, and throbbing meat wand…

But whenever bad romance novel quotes come up, throbbing manroot always comes to my mind. 

  1. zoreta reblogged this from leninmeringuepie and added:
    I gosh I have so many favorites it’s hard to choose. ‘One-eyed ass bandit’ is up there, though I have no clue where I’ve...
  2. eraofstories said: HIPPOPOTAMUS OF JOY. I know it’s not a euphemism, but still.
  3. seeyouspacefox said: you’re my favorite person, just so you know
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